They call this growing up...

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Feeling a bit drained? In need of a vital iron, protein and energy source? Then maybe blood is what your body is thirsty for, but the blood bank is on short supply. A-ha, this Blood Energy Potion will do the trick. With a “fangtastic” fruit punch flavor and “real blood” nutrients, you’ll get up to four hours of the pure energy you desperately need. If your searching for a more realistic experience, heat the “blood” in the microwave. So good that vampires won’t even know the difference. Will you? (Submitted by journalofasmallfatanduglygirl)